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Modern Life, Full of Zombies

Please take note that this article was extracted from the New York Times   =D

IF THERE’S ONE THING we all understand about zombie killing, it’s that the act is uncomplicated: you blast one in the brain from point-blank range (preferably with a shotgun). That’s Step 1. Step 2 is doing the same thing to the next zombie that takes its place. Step 3 is identical to Step 2, and Step 4 isn’t any different from Step 3. Repeat this process until (a) you perish, or (b) you run out of zombies. That’s really the only viable strategy.

Every zombie war is a war of attrition. It’s always a numbers game. And it’s more repetitive than complex. In other words, zombie killing is philosophically similar to reading and deleting 400 work e-mails on a Monday morning or filling out paperwork that only generates more paperwork, or following Twitter gossip out of obligation, or performing tedious tasks in which the only true risk is being consumed by the avalanche. The principal downside to any zombie attack is that the zombies will never stop coming; the principal downside to life is that you will be never be finished with whatever it is you do.

The Internet reminds of us this every day.

Here’s a passage from a youngish writer named Alice Gregory, taken from a recent essay on Gary Shteyngart’s dystopic novel “Super Sad True Love Story” in the literary journal n+1: “It’s hard not to think ‘death drive’ every time I go on the Internet,” she writes. “Opening Safari is an actively destructive decision. I am asking that consciousness be taken away from me.”

Ms. Gregory’s self-directed fear is thematically similar to how the zombie brain is described by Max Brooks, author of the fictional oral history “World War Z” and its accompanying self-help manual, “The Zombie Survival Guide”: “Imagine a computer programmed to execute one function. This function cannot be paused, modified or erased. No new data can be stored. No new commands can be installed. This computer will perform that one function, over and over, until its power source eventually shuts down.”

This is our collective fear projection: that we will be consumed. Zombies are like the Internet and the media and every conversation we don’t want to have. All of it comes at us endlessly (and thoughtlessly), and — if we surrender — we will be overtaken and absorbed. Yet this war is manageable, if not necessarily winnable. As long we keep deleting whatever’s directly in front of us, we survive. We live to eliminate the zombies of tomorrow. We are able to remain human, at least for the time being. Our enemy is relentless and colossal, but also uncreative and stupid.

Battling zombies is like battling anything ... or everything.

Cool Stuff On Mac

For Terminal:

- Code for Star Wars: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl


- Screensaver as Wallpaper: /System/Library/Frameworks/ScreenSaver.framework/Resources/ScreenSaverEngine.app/Contents/MacOS/ScreenSaverEngine -background


- Transparent Icons On Dock: defaults write com.apple.Dock showhidden -bool YES
- To Remove Transparent Items on Dock: killall Dock


For Others...


- Invert Screen: Ctrl-Option-Cmd-8
- Slow-motion: Holding Shift while minimizing
- Capture Screen: Shift-Command-3 / Shift-Command-4


Apps To Download...


- Liquid Mac
- MacSaber
- Skip Checker
- Slapbook
- AMSVisualizer

Mac Terminal

Go to your mac terminal via Applications ---> Utilities ---> Terminal
Then type this code (or  copy): telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Watch slowly as the your mac plays STAR WARS!!!

Amazing. End of speech

Lame jokes by Lame Billy (goat)

Alexander Graham Bell called his Science teacher to ask what was the last part to inventing a telephone...

 

Thomas Edison invented the light bulb under his reading lamp...

 

When the Wright Brothers didn't know how to construct the last section of their plane... They took a plane to Australia to consult their father...

 

 

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